Top 15 Best Poolside Pickup Lines

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It’s almost that time of the year again… getting in shape, working on that tan, and dusting off your repertoire of fail safe pick up lines! Here are a few funny pick up lines to refresh your memory if last summer seems just too long ago.

1.Can I see your tan lines?

Who said tan lines were a bad thing? Strike up a conversation poolside about what kinds of sunscreens give you that golden tropical tan. Maybe your prospective sun bather will invite you to help them reapply.

2.Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!

Who knows, maybe that cute guy over there is a former lifeguard… it can’t hurt to try. The damsel in distress act is a sure fire way to catch the eye of a poolside lounger. He’ll feel like a hero, and you’ll have to take him to dinner in order to repay his favor. Everyone wins!

3.So… did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?

Awww what a guy! Women love men with big hearts – and muscles – so letting your poolside crush in on your lifesaving stories is a good way to break the ice. So what if the ‘little girl’ was actually the little girl’s toy doll. It’s the thought that counts, right?

4. Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

What a thoughtful gesture. No one’s comfortable in a soaking wet bathing suit. You might also mention your recent purchase of luxury spa bath robes… who can resist wrapping up after a refreshing dip in the pool?

5. I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.

Regardless of whether your pool really is a luxurious haven, or a trashy college hangout, it’s the clientele that make the place. Let your fellow apartment residents know that their bikini clad bodies are other worldly.

6. Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!

Cheesy? Yes. But behind this pick up line there’s a guaranteed laugh. Let your prospective hottie know that those hours sweating away at the gym have really paid off.

7. Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.

Not only is this a flattering statement, it invites your poolside crush to spend some time with you in the pool. Show off your backstroke, splash around, and flirt like there’s no tomorrow.

8. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

This line is no longer reserved for guys with slicked back hair and short leather jackets. Just make sure you’re not too serious when you say it. You’re trying to flirt, not frighten. Use with caution.

9. Is it hot out here, or is it just you?

Well, we all know it really is just hot. But this line is a little more flirty than ‘So… what about this weather?’ Talking about the weather like that is reserved for retirement communities and awkward conversations with your great aunt Gertrude.

10. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other guys/girls look really bad.

Hopefully you’re not insulting all of your crush’s friends by dropping this line. But seriously… who doesn’t like to hear that they’re the cutest one in their group?

11. Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!

Baywatch, the epitome of beauty on the beach. Therefore, the ultimate complement.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Confidence is attractive, so go out on a limb and drop this line on the nearest hottie. If you’re turned down, at least you’ll get some exercise from all that walking around.

13. You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.

What’s more sensual then a soothing massage? Perhaps you could mention the fact that they feel a little tense, and ask them up to your apartment for a beer.

14. Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!

Alright, alright… this line might be close to exceeding the cheeseball limit. But hey, at least you’ll get some points for humor, right? Let’s just hope her name isn’t really Summer, cause that could be awkward.

15. I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?

Play up that vulnerable, innocent ‘new guy’ persona, and maybe she’ll take you under her wing. And maybe after she does that, you can take her out to dinner.

15 Responses to “Top 15 Best Poolside Pickup Lines”

  1. September 21, 2006 at 6:45 am, Guest said:

    Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty !

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  2. February 27, 2007 at 9:28 am, Guest said:

    this is greasy! soo hilarious

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  3. March 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm, Guest said:

    God must have been hurting and tired when he fell from heaven because you have been running in my head alot.

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  4. March 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm, Guest said:

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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  5. March 25, 2007 at 6:24 am, Guest said:

    did it hurt when u feel from heaven

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  6. April 03, 2007 at 11:19 pm, Guest said:

    “I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.”

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  7. May 30, 2007 at 8:20 am, Guest said:

    yes it did..did it hurt when you fell?

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  8. June 08, 2007 at 12:24 pm, Guest said:

    I’m with the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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  9. July 04, 2007 at 5:30 am, Guest said:

    your dads a theif,he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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  10. August 07, 2007 at 4:59 pm, Guest said:

    ARE YOUR LEGS HURTING
    ON AUGUST 7,2007 Guest (not verified) said,

    ARE YOUR LEGS HURTING BECAUSE U HAVE BEEN RUNNING THREW MY MIND ALL DAY

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  11. January 09, 2008 at 1:43 pm, Guest said:

    r u a buger cuz ill pick u first

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  12. July 24, 2008 at 5:59 pm, Guest said:

    i seem to have shit my pants can i get into yours

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  13. November 23, 2008 at 11:33 am, Guest said:

    are you jamacian? because ja makin me crazy for you

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  14. January 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm, dylan said:

    best way to initiate conversation is by saying “do i know your from somewhere.” which should get a reply like “i dont know” and then you give up a fake name and you ask if it could be where she works or went to highschool and by the time she realizes its a pickup line you have won half the battle by initiating the conversation=) worked for me since my older bro told me when i was 14

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  15. December 18, 2010 at 7:07 pm, Jame Claude said:

    nice

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