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I live with three guys in a rented house and I am just fed up with the conditions. I clean everything and I have to harass people just to attempt to clean up. One roomie in particular is quite the slob. For privacy purposes I will call him Trashy. Let me paint a horrible picture for you about this person.

Trashy is honestly the most disgusting person I have EVER had the displeasure of living with. Can someone please tell me how as a grown man can manage to leave poop on the floor? Gah, as grown men I hardly see the opportunity for poop to stain the seat of the toilet, I mean come on, it is point blank in range. The sinks and counters have a LAYER of grime, spit, and hair on them constantly. Plus,looking in the mirror is like looking at a metallic surface stained with semen. * the spots are that big and opaque* Various hairs line the floor and bare toilet paper rolls scatter the area near the toilet. Oh, and if only I could somehow share with you all the smell from his room. I don't know where such a smell could come from. Him personally, the various piles of trash and dirty clothes or his mattress are probably all contributing sources. His walls were covered in boogers for Christ's sake! How do you even approach that? He is also a relatively big guy so you can imagine the smell emanating from his body when he doesn't shower or he wears clothing he doesn't wash, it is just gross. Due to him I have made an effort to not bring friends to my house and even have chosen to stay single till the lease is up. I just can't take the embarrassment of having people over unless I clean the place from top to bottom. Worst part is he is the cousin of one room mates and he is NOTHING like this. How can there be such a contrast in two people who grew up together? Trashy is not a bad guy, just a horrendously disgusting one.

Another room mate, which I will call Cloggy, is notorious for clogging toilets. I wish I was kidding, but simply because I am being punished for something I did in a previous life, I am not. This gentleman will clog ANY toilet, everyday and sometimes LEAVE it to sit for weeks. I had to clean up one mess that he left for two weeks and I honestly justified murder in my own mind. Other than this filthy problem, he is an excellent room mate and friend.

I am not the most cleanly person, but I am by NO MEANS filthy. I make every effort to keep our house smelling good and rodent free. *one reason is I am extremely arachnophobic* Anyone have any advice they can give? If so email it to kylejp009@yahoo.com. I am desperate for solutions as I have tried every tip here and no progress whatsoever has been made. HELP!