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ok so here's our story. my wife and i had an arguement last night and she decided to sleep on the couch (how sweet) however at around 3am she runs into our bedroom and wakes me up screaming. She tells me to go to the living room. Not knowing what to look for I find the president of Al-Quida, Osama bin'ladin "the roach." This f**cker was so damn big. It looked like a mouse running across the living room. I lynched him and now Im watching my back wondering when the rest of his Al-Quida members will come back for me. As for my wife and I - were talking now and we dont even remember what the arguement was about.

I sleep with one eye open now!